Sunday, April 09, 2006

Stupid Sales Pitches

  • Buy two, get one regular price.
  • Buy a car from Honest Harold’s and we guarantee that, even if you end up hating the car, you’ll still have to make the payments.
  • Lemurs: $7 each, or two for $15.
  • Pay now, Buy later!
  • Free pack of chewing gum! (With a $50 donation.)
  • 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your money back! (But we’re always satisfied.)
  • Purchase now and be automatically entered to win an all-expense paid trip to our Electronics department!
  • Get three for the price of four.


Paul FooDaddy Brand said...

Lemurs! That's ALWAYS funny.

Paul FooDaddy Brand said...

Kevin came up with this one, or something similar: "You'll get used to the smell!"