- Buy two, get one regular price.
- Buy a car from Honest Harold’s and we guarantee that, even if you end up hating the car, you’ll still have to make the payments.
- Lemurs: $7 each, or two for $15.
- Pay now, Buy later!
- Free pack of chewing gum! (With a $50 donation.)
- 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your money back! (But we’re always satisfied.)
- Purchase now and be automatically entered to win an all-expense paid trip to our Electronics department!
- Get three for the price of four.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Stupid Sales Pitches
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2 comments:
Lemurs! That's ALWAYS funny.
Kevin came up with this one, or something similar: "You'll get used to the smell!"
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