Saturday, April 15, 2006

Holding up my end of the bargain

Since I wasn't in the smoke filled room with you founders of this blog, I am not aware of the ground rules. I am sure they are all very stupid, but I just don't know what they are.

Unlike the two of you, I DO have a day job and a family so it's hard to achieve the various advanced degrees of cretinitsu that you already have.

Seems that you should publish the expectations for people who think they can hang with youse guys. I'm not sure I can.

Why, just this morning I set my three children to running on the treadmill generator that powers my laptop computer and logged in to this blog. I was astounded and humbled by the sheer volume of wonderous stupidity I found here.

I may have to send in my easy monthly payments of just $39.00 (four easy installments) and enroll in your Stupid Apprenticeship program. I only hope it comes with lots of pictures and a couple of candy bars. I'd like that. Alot.

Anyway, this is good @#$^@ and I like reading it whenever I can. Hopefully, I will also be able to offend some of your friends and fans who log in here. It would be stupid not to.

5 comments:

The Stupid Blogger said...

Well, we should have set up some guidelines before hand. But we were too stupid.

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Duh. Guy'd lines? Huh. Hoo! Hawheehaa! *snort* Whee!

I mean, *cough* how inconsiderate of us. I'll write some up to keep the absurdity in neat, single-file.

The Stupid Blogger said...

Gotta keep those kids in line somehow. Getting them on the treadmill keeps 'em off the streets!

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

No, it doesn't. You would think that it would, but somehow they manage to commit felonies even while otherwise gainfully employed.

The Stupid Blogger said...

Well, now, that's just talent, there!