The Blog of Stupid
The problem of stupidity
I am pretty sure that I am neither stupid enough nor disturbed enough to be a contributor to this blog. The stupid founders of the Blog were disturbed (or stupid) enough to allow me in. I have been laughing hysterically at all of their drivel but haven't been able to summon up the waters of stupidity from my idiot well.
This is probably the last post that the founders, Craig Hart and Foo Daddy (Foo Daddy???), will allow me. I put the founders' names in that order so that they will be jealous of one another and forget about the stupid new member they have allowed on.
Actually, I knew Craig before he was stupid. He used to be a very sensible young man. Always disturbed, and probably a frequent self-abuser, but still sensible. That admirable trait has apparently left him (hopefully not the useful trait of self abuse--I refer to sensibility).
Generally, a brilliant boy will become quite stupid when he launches into marriage. At least, that is his new forced impression of himself as seen through the eyes of his wife. He will then coast along on a sort of tide of cretindom until he acquires children. Only then will his true idiocy shine forth and warm all of those around him.
I have both a wife and three children, and, as you can see, I am quite stupid.
Goodnight! (and good luck)