The Blog of Stupid
It's such an astoundingly stupid combination that I wish I had come up with it myself. I didn't. Michael Kelso (character on That 70's Show) said it and laughed hysterically through clouds of pot smoke.
So, in an attempt to establish my "stupid creds", I am now dubbing myself Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby. As far as branding goes, it may take a while to catch on. I may have to (like Geico) create a fictional, but cute, Pickle Weasel and have him do cool (kool) and stupid things that make dumb people laugh while they are sitting on their fat butts with potato chip crumbs on their chins and watching miserable TV shows. And that's one heck of a cool (kool) run-on sentence.