Thursday, October 26, 2006

My Campaign Poster

Now that my campaign for governor is picking up speed, I thought it might be wise to provide the media with a photo to be used for articles and television reports. My staff and I naturally chose the most flattering one in my collection, because I'm the kind of guy who understands the importance of putting forth a professional image, especially when dealing with such a serious matter as running for governor.

8 comments:

The Stupid Blogger said...

Just a quick note: kudos to The Girlfriend for providing the campaign slogan!

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

Um,

1). I think the Girlfriend is probably a native of Sparta (based on the intelligence of her slogan)

2). I think that YOU, Stupid, must be really pandering to your loyal base in Sparta (similarly based upon the intelligence level displayed by your very flattering photo.

3). Loud Noises.

The Stupid Blogger said...

First of all, why would I pander to Sparta and diss Detroit? That seems highly illogical. Of course, this is a campaign based on stupidity, so that actually would make sense in a weird kind of way. Man, this could be complicated. I might be the only candidate in history to lose an election by being too intelligent:

"Whoops! I successfully tied my shoe in public! Hope the cameras weren't watching!"

Besides, can you really look at that poster and say honestly that you don't think:

1.) I can bring jobs to Michigan
2.) I can make this state the envy of the country and
3.) I am the victim of some weird lab experiment. (Want a reason to vote against cloning?)

foodaddy's foodaddy said...

The Candidate As Cello, but upside down. I like it!

The Stupid Blogger said...

Exactly, FD'sFD. I'm making a subliminal play for the long-haired musician vote.

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

yeah, but your campaign foto makes you look like one of the Incredibles. Seems more like a less-than-subtle pander to the washed-up superhero contingent...

Anonymous said...

Finally! A gubernatorial candidate who looks worse than Dick DeVos and Geoffery Fieger!

The Stupid Blogger said...

I'm hoping for the sympathy vote.