I wish I could resist posting this link. I can't. It belongs on this site.
I have watched this video about 13 times. I laugh...hard...every single time.
I LOVE Dana Carvey. If you haven't seen his old film Opportunity Knocks, then you are stupid. Oh, but, you are certainly stupid, regardless.
Anyway, watch the movie or I'll come slap your dumb, pimply face.