Thursday, December 21, 2006

Happy Birthday, STUPID

I see you have escaped the gallows for another year.

I was thinking that, as a special birthday present against you for all of your friends, I would disclose all of the stupid things you have done in my presence.

I set about to record them but it turns out that the blog has space limitations.

Ah well, truth be told, I'm pretty fond of you.

So, Happy Birthday, Stupid. Since your insurance rates probably went down last year, I don't have any "gifts" for you.


The Stupid Blogger said...

Why, thank you. What a kind gesture. So kind, in fact, it kind of worries me. But, no matter! I shall accept the wishes at face value. To be honest, 26 is kind of a stupid age, though. No milestone or anything. Ah, well.

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

When you have to be suspicious of "kind" wishes so laced with sarcasm, veiled allusions and bold faced insults, you are in a hostile environment indeedly

(NOTE TO FOO PAPPY'S PAPPY--I know that "indeedly" isn't a word, so please don't point out my supposed mis-spelling of it).

The Stupid Blogger said...

No, no. I just know you too well.

Muppers said...

Happy Birthday, Craig! If I get around to it, I'll call you on my way home from work...but I'm afraid I'll hit another deer if I do. Besides, Snooks gets kinda grumpy when I call you.

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...


I don't know Snooks, but you should tell him/her to go to heck. Craig is a good guy--not harmless, but pretty much good.

The Stupid Blogger said...

Finally, someone who recognizes my innate goodness, while not stripping me of my rather intimidating potential. Oh, and Snooks is one of Beth's nicknames. She has others, but I shan't mention them here for fear of being pounced on by the ever-so-righteous Anonies.

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

Anonies be darned (danged?)

I MUST hear a few of these other names.

Also, you have to remember that anyone who is trying to "tear down your rather intimidating potential" is probably just scared.

The Stupid Blogger said...

Or jealous.

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Remember, if they don't fear you, then they're either blind and deaf, or they're just plain chasing the laughing bats.

That's a new phrase I done coined awhile ago, but keep forgetting to use. It means "crazy".

And happy friggin' birthday! I should get you a present. How would you like a couple days off of work? A four-day weekend, maybe? Done!

You can thank me on Wednesday.

The Stupid Blogger said...

Hey, cool! Thanks, I mean, gosh, I just don't know what to say...wait. Awwwwwwww!

foodaddy's foodaddy said...

Don't fear the Anonies! Whatever doesn't carp and cavil at you makes you more complacent. Use the force, Craig! Let the power of Snit fuel your comedy!