I am counting on a late-night comeback to carry me on to victory so I can live like a sloth, draped in the arms of affluence and comfort. Oh, yeah, and help the people of Michigan, too. The polls close in just over an hour. Go to the polls and vote. Now! DO IT!
To read my plan for change in Michigan, click here. And if you voters in Detroit feel offended by my fourth point...I was kidding.