I am going to say something so blindingly objectionable to the longsuffering Tigers fans that, even across the many miles to where I sit ensconced in safety and comfort, I tremble a little bit.
I HATE BASEBALL! It is a game only for the seriously bored and those who live in places like Michigan.
OUCH! Dang it! (That was my wife pulling a small hair on my leg out)
So, anyway, baseball. All these guys get together and play a very, very long game.
Football I get. The guys are huge. They crash into each other. They sweat alot. Mostly people get hurt and carted off in ambulances. And, they have scantily clad girls jumping around who seem very happy no matter what happens. (That's a big advantage of being questionably intelligent and beautiful--everything is wonderful and you don't even know why!).
the other nice thing about football is that it gets over with. You do some eliminations and stuff and then you have this huge game in January (that's the Superbowl, for you baseball types). One game. That's all.
Baseball guys have to play dozens of games just for the chance to play another seven games. At a certain point one of the teams just says, "Heck with it" and slumps off in boredom.
Another thing. In baseball, you hardly ever have any fights. You don't foul each other. Almost no drama.
Quite probably, baseball is the least exciting major sport--well, maybe with the exception of Major League Quilting.
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Hey, not a problem. I actually enjoyed this piece, although when I get home from work today, I may have to object, perhaps strongly and in highly incensed tones, to one or two points.
Besides, how could I be upset about something that, to some extent, reinforces my own argument?
Because baseball is so innocuous compared to, say, football (where, as you noted, there is so much pain and suffering), women seem to like it more than other sports. This becomes a distinct advantage when you actually attend a baseball game (but has no advantage when watching it on TV).
If you ever find yourself at a baseball game (it happens), take a good pair of binoculars. You will easily spend 90-100% of your time scanning the crowd for bouncing boobs and such. This doesn't occur at football, where the few women there are too busy clenching their teeth and hiding their eyes.
REAL football (soccer) is the way to go baby!
Don't understand how you can call something football when you have what you call soccer...
I wrote a post on my blog about hating baseball, and why it's not a sport, blue-ball-blog.blogspot.com
My blog is looking horrible, but the post is pretty good, look for it in the index...
I agree with you. Baseball sucks. A bunch of juiced up rednecks standing around scratching their bag and sooner or later getting round to swinging a stick around is like watching paint dry. Football is war, Football kicks ass. The NFL as a league itself is run so much better than MLB ever has been.
I gotta tell ya, Paulo, I don't dig soccer, either. I don't care about the name technicalities. Soccer (football), could just as easily be called Headball. How many NFL games have you seen where Peyton Manning makes a long pass to a receiver by bouncing with his head? Doesn't happen.
I dislike soccer for one of the main reasons I don't like baseball. Nobody scores any points! Anyway, gotta to go to work, now. This will be a good topic to explore later.
Yeah, I know. I just threw that in to sound important, since all the important people I know actually have jobs. Just trying to be one of the guys.
Now that would make a good blog post.
Craig Alan Hart
Gatekeeper for the Edification of Small Furry Creatures and Those Predatory Entities Which Desire to Dine Upon Them
In other words...park ranger.
Go Tigers!
Harsh words about Michigan too....
Peasel Wookle is a bitter man, Thumb. You'll have to ignore his eccentricities and look through to the inner man. Wait, on second thought, you might be better off sticking with the eccentricities.
agreed. baseball is a very boring sport and kinda weird. think about it, you got a bunch of guys hitting the snot out of a small round object with a stick the proceeds to run or slide in a festive mannor to a placemat-looking thing. all the while wearing realitively tight fitting pants with socks up to their knees over the pants. theres nothing i want more in a man than that i tell ya. hold me back boys! *couch gag*
Actually, "The Girlfriend" (and I want to make it clear to my fuddy Boo, I mean, my buddy Foo, that I am using this term merely as a term of reference), most sports are weird when one stops to consider them. Blimey! I think I'll write a post about that!
My, such wickedness, Wikle Possle! I'm shocked and impaled! I hereby sentence you to fifty readings of "Sinners In the Hands of an Angry God" by Jonathon Edwards. I had to read this in school. Not pleasant.
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