Saturday, January 27, 2007

Please, Forgive Me!

Anonymous is dead. And I have killed him. Yes, friends, I am coming out of the closet. No, not that, Pickle Weasel! My name is Anonymous. And I can’t spell. Come to think of it, I can’t punctuate or capitalize, either. Also, I have a problem accepting the fact that everything in the world is not evil. I need help.

Yes, friends, I must confess that for the past few weeks or so, I have been haunting the Blog pretending to be someone I am not. Or, perhaps more accurately, pretending not to be who I am. I am Anonymous. I feel badly about this deception.

Wait! No, I don’t! It was fun and I’d do it again. Hehehehee! Seriously, though, I hope you blogging buddies won’t hold this little joke against me. I got the idea from the very first Anonymous post (which was not me) and decided it would be fun to continue the little game.

It wasn’t easy, let me tell you. I had to change my entire writing style, misspell key words, and keep my own comments sufficiently apart so as not to incriminate myself with identical timestamps. I then responded to myself and acted amused at the righteous ravings. And amused I was.

Hopefully, you all found this as entertaining as I did and realize it was all in good fun. But now I grow weary of the charade and nothing ruins a good joke faster than carrying it past its expiration date, anyway.

Perhaps the real Anonymous, the one who first accosted Foo, will see this post and realize it is now their turn to take up the slack. Back into the saddle, O Genuine Anonymous! (I didn’t mean that sexually, by the way.)


Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

To quote Strong Bad: "Awww, cuh-rap!"

That was pretty hilarious, though! I'm actually glad it was one of us, because I'd hate to think that someone else out there was being funnier than us. Getting more attention than us, curse him!

The first one...yeah. Guess the Real Anonymous® must have actually meant what (s)he said and taken off. *sniff* Well, we'll always have the memories.

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Oh, and the mockery.

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Also. One more thing: I must congratulate you on your ability to keep a straight face throughout!

The Girlfriend said...

I say you keep writing as "anon". It gives the blog that extra flare of stupidity that we have all come to love and enjoy.

ps. I sooo knew it was you!

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

I think The Girlfriend is a liar. I think she DIDN'T soooo know it was you, Stupid.

But, that's beside the point.

I do agree with her that we need a Straw Man to pummel occasionally. I wouldn't be surprised to see some cousins of Anonymous show up here soon. I've heard the cousins are even less well educated and more overtly stupid than their sexually oversensitive kinsman.

Anonymous said...

Isn't the anonymous button great. You get to just type something and not have to log in. I like your blog.

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

Ah, but we SAVAGE the anonymous posters and we like to!

Thanks for being anonymous. We ate the last one for a light horse doover and he was tasty.

Come to the table more often. Better yet, come to the table and criticize our manners. That makes us most ravenous!

Hungrily Yours,