Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Mini-Story #2: The Tomato Boy

There was once a little boy named Rodney who loved to eat dirt. One day after eating his daily handful of dirt, Rodney decided to eat a tomato for dessert. The seeds from the tomato began growing inside him and before long, Rodney had a tomato plant sprouting in his stomach. And now every time Rodney burped, he coughed up a tomato. Seeing the financial possibilities, Rodney's father built a roadside stand and began selling Burp Tomatoes, which he does to this day. The moral of the story is never buy tomatoes from a roadside stand, because they might have come from Rodney.

2 comments:

Stupid Blogger's Wifey said...

A very strange tale. I will make a note not to swallow any tomato seeds or buy tomatoes from a roadside stand.

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Burp Tomatoes? I'd go see that band.