Thursday, December 21, 2006

Happy Birthday, STUPID

I see you have escaped the gallows for another year.

I was thinking that, as a special birthday present against you for all of your friends, I would disclose all of the stupid things you have done in my presence.

I set about to record them but it turns out that the blog has space limitations.

Ah well, truth be told, I'm pretty fond of you.

So, Happy Birthday, Stupid. Since your insurance rates probably went down last year, I don't have any "gifts" for you.


Jack W. Regan said...

Why, thank you. What a kind gesture. So kind, in fact, it kind of worries me. But, no matter! I shall accept the wishes at face value. To be honest, 26 is kind of a stupid age, though. No milestone or anything. Ah, well.

Jack W. Regan said...

No, no. I just know you too well.

Muppers said...

Happy Birthday, Craig! If I get around to it, I'll call you on my way home from work...but I'm afraid I'll hit another deer if I do. Besides, Snooks gets kinda grumpy when I call you.

Jack W. Regan said...

Finally, someone who recognizes my innate goodness, while not stripping me of my rather intimidating potential. Oh, and Snooks is one of Beth's nicknames. She has others, but I shan't mention them here for fear of being pounced on by the ever-so-righteous Anonies.

Jack W. Regan said...

Or jealous.

Paul FooDaddy Brand said...

Remember, if they don't fear you, then they're either blind and deaf, or they're just plain chasing the laughing bats.

That's a new phrase I done coined awhile ago, but keep forgetting to use. It means "crazy".

And happy friggin' birthday! I should get you a present. How would you like a couple days off of work? A four-day weekend, maybe? Done!

You can thank me on Wednesday.

Jack W. Regan said...

Hey, cool! Thanks, I mean, gosh, I just don't know what to say...wait. Awwwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Don't fear the Anonies! Whatever doesn't carp and cavil at you makes you more complacent. Use the force, Craig! Let the power of Snit fuel your comedy!