This is me working hard at being wrathful. Are you scared yet?
(I'm hoping that you'll join me by posting some of your key gripes):
1). People who sit in their ancient Toyota Tercel picking their noses after a Left Hand turn arrow has clearly turned green.
3).4). Opinions loudly stated and dogmatically held no matter what evidence exists to the contrary.
5). Aliens who abduct (why can't they probe other aliens who would probably like it a lot?)
6). FooDaddy's cat
hmm...the list is quite a bit shorter than I would have thought.
Maybe you can help me out.