Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Scruffy Love; In Pictures


I'm sorry to have to break this to you, time-wasters, but Scruffy Love posts shall from now on be reduced to pictures with perhaps some captions below.

Why, you might ask?

Because I only have a limited amount of creative potential, and I'm going to be putting most of it into writing a feature-length Scruffy Love novel! Pray for me!


I'm not entirely sure how many words "feature length" entails, but I figure I can throw in some recipes at the end, or maybe the owner's manual for my cordless mouse or something to fatten it up a bit. So far, I'm up to five whole pages! Expect that number to virtually double in the coming months. Holy crap.

13 comments:

gledwood said...

In response to that speechbubbled picture you put up did you hear about the New York plastic surgeon who was asked by a drag queen to insert silicone tits into the guy's BACK so his boyfriend "had something to hold on to"...? Honestly this is true I read it in the (British) Sun newspaper and the Sun never gets sued for libel!! You must come and see my blog! It's at gledwood2.blogspot -- my secret diary online. So go there and read all someone else's disgraceful secrets!! & I update daily (OK at NEARLY daily) even if it kills me. You're welcome to drop by. All the best 2u from

Gledwood

angry ballerina said...

Why is there a pic of me and my bf on your blog?! WTF!? I'm soooo contacting my attorney.

The Stupid Blogger said...

Yes! A Scruffy Love novel! Keep me posted. I will so stock up on these and pass them out at revival meetings.

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Gledwood: That's creepy, man. I wonder how ol' Queasymodo the Titback explained them to his employer.

AngryBallerina: Spyware! It's the tool of choice for oily little basement dwellers everywhere. Give 'em a couple Twinkies, and they'll write you some.

StupidBlogga: I will keep you posted. In the meantime, I'll still be on the lookout for stupid cover art to make fun of. If you see any, send it my way!

foodaddy's foodaddy said...

I'll make sure he puts in Little Rodney. And Fluff.

angry ballerina said...

How bout lil debbies??

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Little Debbie will be one of the adorable little orphans that save the day.

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

I will most certainly NOT pray for you, you purveyor of perversion! This kind of filth is exactly what's wrong with this generation. Titback, forsooth! You made up that story just so you could say Tit!

uponymous said...

You leave innocent Li'l Debbie outa this, you weaselly titmonger you!

The Drive-by Blogger said...

Well...a little Scruffy Love is better than no Scruffy Love.

angry ballerina said...

Tits and lil debbies go oh so well together.

Jacob "Pickle Weasel" Nordby said...

anonymous will be SO sad and disappointed. he/she will be nearly choking with righteous rage!

Oh, wait.....turns out ANON was our very own STUPID :)

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Titty titty tit smack.

Oh, the sin! I feel better, having gotten that burden off my *snort* chest, though.