Monday, November 12, 2007

Mini-Story #1: The Chipmunk

Once upon a time there was a tiny chipmunk who wanted to drive a car, so he went to Driver's Training to get a license. Sadly, he failed the test and was mocked by all his classmates. The chipmunk was furious and, stalking from the room, stuck chewing gum in the lock so no one could get out. The chipmunk then made a fake license and stole a Lexus. Today the chipmunk lives in Hollywood and makes movies for a living. The moral of this story is that chipmunks are evil creatures and should be locked away before they manage to accomplish their ultimate goal of destroying modern civilization.


Anonymous said...

hmmmm.......a chipmunk driving a car. Now that is just scary. I hope I am not on the same road as the little creature that can't see over the steering wheel.

Paul FooDaddy Brand said...

Mini-stories! I like this idea, and I will probably hijack it as soon as I'm done with my current work!

It involves The Old Man...heh heh heh.