Sunday, June 29, 2008
Many years ago, I was bored while on vacation Up North.
Everybody vacations Up North. It's always the same, too. You leave home (wherever that may be) and drive straight for the pole. You stop when the soil gets really sandy and the sky has been gray for at least 5 hours straight, and then you take out your tent.
While I was bored, I played with a camcorder and my grandmother's salt and pepper shakers. The shakers had themselves a talk show.
There was also a teakettle who kept bouncing in and "killing" the shakers.
I'm going to stop describing this. Some of you might know where I live and be in a position to direct the straitjacket men to my house.
The "talk show" I recorded was unscripted, and sounded a little like this. Ladies and gentlepersons, I give you...Teakettle Jackson. The most annoying man in the world.
Posted by Paul FooDaddy Brand at 8:32 PM