Hey, Stupid Blogger...
PLEASE don't tell FooDaddy--this is, like, just between you, me and the Old Man here--but I don't think he is pulling his weight.
It's REALLY important that he still thinks I like him, but I really get just so tired of his prima donna attitude. I mean, Foo Daddy thinks he can just swank on in here any time he pleases, make a few snarky comments and then not even show up again for weeks!
He also thinks so much of those brainless little fluff balls of his--I mean the cats. That just goes to show that he must be an atheist. God didn't create cats and doesn't like them. Foo is either an atheist or a Satan worshipper.
So, anyway, we gotta' still act like everything's cool, but first chance we get, I think we need to broom the Foo.