tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post881125565685878816..comments2023-10-30T05:20:03.213-04:00Comments on The Blog of Stupid: My Wombat AdventureUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-14025445464299000872007-03-01T16:35:00.000-05:002007-03-01T16:35:00.000-05:00Wombat art! Wombats are almost always art.A story ...Wombat art! Wombats are almost always art.<BR/><BR/>A story about a wombat for children:<BR/><BR/>http://www.amazon.com/Sometimes-Like-Curl-Up-Ball/dp/0806979437/sr=8-2/qid=1172784839/ref=sr_1_2/103-0315005-5866221?ie=UTF8&s=books<BR/><BR/>Sometimes I like to curl up in a ball too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-25787178068867203032007-02-26T13:41:00.000-05:002007-02-26T13:41:00.000-05:00Happy Inappropriate Card Day, Stupid!Happy <A HREF="http://www.mattresspolice.com/2007/02/happy-inappropriate-card-day.htm" REL="nofollow">Inappropriate Card Day</A>, Stupid!robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-30924838734472465892007-02-24T20:43:00.000-05:002007-02-24T20:43:00.000-05:00Hmmm, Bef...I was thinking more like the huge, thu...Hmmm, Bef...<BR/><BR/>I was thinking more like the huge, thuggish type who might jump out of a pimped Lincoln Navigator and pop a cap in your bottom with his "nine".<BR/><BR/>Imagine a deep, growly Barry White voice...."Yo, Bef!"<BR/><BR/>See, not ONLY small kids. Some pretty scary, big black dudes, too!Jacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-47876134958528591482007-02-24T16:24:00.000-05:002007-02-24T16:24:00.000-05:00Pickle Weasel, I don't mind Bef or Beffy. That i...Pickle Weasel, I don't mind Bef or Beffy. That is what all small children call me. So feel free to do likewise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-29622614711940434932007-02-24T15:27:00.000-05:002007-02-24T15:27:00.000-05:00First a note to Stupid Blogger's Wifey...You are h...First a note to Stupid Blogger's Wifey...<BR/><BR/>You are hereafter, henceforth and forevermore subsequently to be known as <B>Bef</B>...maybe Beffy. This is a nod to the Ebonics pronunciation of your name. It's funny and it's easier to say. So, Bef, how's that grab you?<BR/><BR/>Secondly, even though I was assured that nothing sinister was intended, you may note that I have been ousted from the contributors section of this esteemed (to be pronounced es-TEAM-ed) forum. I waited patiently for at least 31 seconds and noted that I STILL hadn't been re-instated. Hmmph!<BR/><BR/>So anyway, wom away if you must and a happy St. Catherines of the Illuminata Day to you, too.<BR/><BR/>Jacob NordbyJacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-76065097829181230812007-02-24T13:50:00.000-05:002007-02-24T13:50:00.000-05:00Good stuff, Craig. Humor in the British/Canadian v...Good stuff, Craig. Humor in the British/Canadian vein, barking back at the barking madness of the world. Wombats must wom in the same way that hammers ham and sugar shugs.<BR/><BR/>The Wompom, by the way, is from the charming offhand genius of Flander and Swann, from the duo of the same name: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanders_and_Swann<BR/>Very popular in the '60s, sadly neglected these days. Inquire of Foo for CDs of their heyday.<BR/><BR/>The "sharpened rubber stopple" is a takeoff on the frighteningly zoomorphic "gum massager" that used to be attached to the end of certain toothbrushes. Also sadly neglected, along with dental hygiene and the gold standard. Whether you could successfully defend yourself against an attacking floozie with one has yet to be determined.<BR/><BR/>And we should mention that no woms, poms, wombs, ombas or bats were thrown down, spun at high RPM or otherwise harmed in the making of that there post or these here comments.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-66936579712830810682007-02-24T11:55:00.000-05:002007-02-24T11:55:00.000-05:00I didn't even notice the subtle little bit of old ...I didn't even notice the subtle little bit of old man trickery in Dad's comment. I thought he was just being weird and all.<BR/><BR/>Seriously though. This is hilarious. Of course, I always like stuff like this. Substitute "toaster" for "wombat," and it'd be almost completely normal.<BR/><BR/>Woe to the consumer who finds himself in possession of a cheap wombat.Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-66179765696224594252007-02-24T09:35:00.000-05:002007-02-24T09:35:00.000-05:00Ha! Yeah, I guess it is a little unnecessary to sa...Ha! Yeah, I guess it is a little unnecessary to say he sat in "one" corner... You guys will make me into a writer, yet!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the comments, blogsters!Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-11057178349070427822007-02-24T02:48:00.000-05:002007-02-24T02:48:00.000-05:00Great post! I'd never considered measuring a womba...Great post! I'd never considered measuring a wombat's womming abilities, but there you have it.<BR/><BR/>Brilliant.<BR/><BR/>Sprocket can sit in two corners. He's talented like that. He's pointier than a wombat, but I'll excuse that for now.Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-36782921882067900432007-02-24T01:05:00.000-05:002007-02-24T01:05:00.000-05:00You too? I'm glad I'm not alone. I myself have not...You too? I'm glad I'm not alone. I myself have noticed that when Wombat Exchange Day comes around, floozies are thick upon the ground The sheer cussedness of the day brings them aboveground. A cane with a sharpened rubber stopple is called for in such circumstances. <BR/><BR/>I notice your baby wombat was sitting in one corner. With patience and daily repetition, he can be trained to sit in two corners.<BR/><BR/>Note to prospective owners: A healthy wombat normally woms at about 2000 RPM, just before the secondaries kick in. This represents a significant fuel savings and is one of the benefits of wombat ownership.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-38215148702941587882007-02-24T00:00:00.000-05:002007-02-24T00:00:00.000-05:00I can't tell you how many times this has happened ...I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. I'd like to, but I can't. I'm sorry.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-2906248144062489352007-02-23T19:03:00.000-05:002007-02-23T19:03:00.000-05:00This is a hilarious wombat story. I can't imagine...This is a hilarious wombat story. I can't imagine how you could forget you didn't have a son. I can imagine forgetting you have one, but that you don't have one?! Hmmmmmm.....things are a lot worse than I thought.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com