tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post6897458952872190942..comments2023-10-30T05:20:03.213-04:00Comments on The Blog of Stupid: Instructed Ladyhunting 2; Ladies Located, Cap'n.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-11916657749198275332007-06-19T12:19:00.000-04:002007-06-19T12:19:00.000-04:00Write on, thou chuckling sponge.With some people, ...Write on, thou chuckling sponge.<BR/><BR/>With some people, you <I>can</I> be too subtle (zoop! right over their head it goes!), and with others, those who are on a hair trigger (you know what kind I mean) you <I>can't</I> be too subtle. It's all in the discernment, just like they taught you in Sunday school. Watch for the warning signs of imminent compatibility. For example, if the waitress sneezes on you, you can leverage your evident studliness with an offer of generic loratidine. Remember, son, always listen to the way a woman puts down your beverage glass when she brings it. That rap you hear might just be the call of the wild, yea, even unto Waste Michigan 'tis heard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-49359135117597085172007-06-17T13:44:00.000-04:002007-06-17T13:44:00.000-04:00As people are leaving the state en masse, I can on...As people are leaving the state en masse, I can only hope that those leaving are the ones who know these stud-secrets. This will leave the field open for me!<BR/><BR/>Let the devious chuckling begin.Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-30632219705996093312007-06-17T12:32:00.000-04:002007-06-17T12:32:00.000-04:00I agree with your strategies and tactics, Foo.This...I agree with your strategies and tactics, Foo.<BR/><BR/>This is probably why I latched on to the first attractive female who would give me a second glance and have stuck to her like a remora ever sinced.<BR/><BR/>I have found that, in west Michigan, you can't be too subtle. Your approach to Danielle may have been too nuanced for her to understand.<BR/><BR/>Generally, at any of the Greater Grand Rapids Bo Bevans locations, you need to leap up and vigorously hump the leg of your waitress if you want them to know that you desire a potentially longer term relationship.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately for you, the secrets of studliness have been widely disseminated there in west Michigan, so to rise above the crowd, you must truly go the extra mile.<BR/><BR/>I guarantee a surprising response if you follow my advice (hey, getting stun-gunned by a large, truculent SWAT team member is a form of response...not my fault that it's not one you wanted).Jacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.com