tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post3904938474906058938..comments2023-10-30T05:20:03.213-04:00Comments on The Blog of Stupid: The SpareUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-21633012709249997212007-09-23T21:56:00.000-04:002007-09-23T21:56:00.000-04:00Wifey,My deep apologies. I was not aware of your ...Wifey,<BR/><BR/>My deep apologies. I was not aware of your enhanced exaltedness. Congratulations!<BR/><BR/>Stupie,<BR/><BR/>I believe that The Spare should contrive to collapse under the bulk of The Boss. I envision the Boss as having sat down upon The Spare to demonstrate its suitability.<BR/><BR/>The Spare, as it turns out, is vengeful and resentful after a lifetime of being relegated to a closet and used only as a punishment.<BR/><BR/>As it collapses, its center column splinters and slashed upward through The Bosses oversized duodenum creating a very stinky (and ultimately fatal) mess.<BR/><BR/>What think you?<BR/><BR/>PickJacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-87505914559071794022007-09-23T13:04:00.000-04:002007-09-23T13:04:00.000-04:00Picky Weasey, Stupid forgot to mention that not on...Picky Weasey,<BR/> Stupid forgot to mention that not only do I have my own desk and name plate, I also have my own car and bank account. <BR/> I am now a leasing consultant for Edward Rose and Sons. I work at the Green Ridge location. <BR/> See I even have a cool sounding title.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-7202758681562583372007-09-23T11:31:00.000-04:002007-09-23T11:31:00.000-04:00Wifey actually does now have a job complete with o...Wifey actually does now have a job complete with office and chair (not to mention a desk and a personalized nameplate!). Thankfully, it is not The Spare, although she suspects a co-worker of having it. It's one of those horrible office chairs that sinks slowly downward over the course of the day, until one suddenly realizes they can no longer see over the top of their desk.<BR/><BR/>Yes, The Boss dearly needs to be discomfitted. Having worked in an office environment myself, however, it's far more scary to leave the reader wondering where The Spare may be lurking. Plus, it allows me to build the suspense to an almost unbearable level, at which time I can write a new post about our dynamic duo.Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-32146543490518965042007-09-22T23:34:00.000-04:002007-09-22T23:34:00.000-04:00First, I dearly wanted the Spare to do something h...First, I dearly wanted the Spare to do something horrible and humiliating to The Boss. His Corpulence has amassed to himself my wrath and I won't be satisfied until I know that he is thoroughly discomfitted.<BR/><BR/>Second, I must remonstrate with Wifey for pretending that she has a job in an office with a chair. <BR/><BR/>I don't know anything else to say and I'm pretty sure Wifey has turned up her pissed-off-o-meter to "furious boil" by now. I'm very happy that nearly half a continent (a dang big one, too) separates us.<BR/><BR/>The (frightened) PickJacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-74129664145319072622007-09-21T07:33:00.000-04:002007-09-21T07:33:00.000-04:00Ha this is very funny. I will look to make sure t...Ha this is very funny. I will look to make sure the spare isn't in my office today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-60951199301825509182007-09-21T00:08:00.000-04:002007-09-21T00:08:00.000-04:00The Spare uses the Fiendish Chuckle to heave Scarf...The Spare uses the Fiendish Chuckle to heave Scarfson onto the floor. I'm proud of myself for catching that!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and "Swineson" earns the FooDaddy Mark of Nifty as well. Cherry Cokes all around!Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.com