tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post2680426054133106297..comments2023-10-30T05:20:03.213-04:00Comments on The Blog of Stupid: The Hardass Rescues a KittenUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-51364625629217184882007-12-02T11:25:00.000-05:002007-12-02T11:25:00.000-05:00actuallyIn Re: nuclear ordnance...The word is nucu...actually<BR/><BR/>In Re: nuclear ordnance...<BR/><BR/>The word is nucular. Pronounced "NUKE-you-ler".<BR/><BR/>A guy like Hardass would already know that.<BR/><BR/>I'm smeling a rat.Jacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-37862695406668289892007-12-01T16:39:00.000-05:002007-12-01T16:39:00.000-05:00How aboutThe Hardass Discovers Genital WartsThe Ha...How about<BR/><BR/><B>The Hardass Discovers Genital Warts<BR/>The Hardass Learns Yoga<BR/>The Hardass Changes A Diaper<BR/>The Hardass Gets Crabs</B><BR/><BR/>Seems like a fertile field. Maybe I can buy a Hardass Franchise from you and write one myself.<BR/><BR/>Pickle WeaselJacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-72559961729519937112007-12-01T16:01:00.000-05:002007-12-01T16:01:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Jacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-59809762112290436192007-12-01T13:05:00.000-05:002007-12-01T13:05:00.000-05:00Yeah, this one is rather shorter than the others. ...Yeah, this one is rather shorter than the others. I just couldn't think of a way to drag it out much longer, I'm afraid. However, I have had many an idea for a situation for the Hardass to find himself in:<BR/><BR/><B>The Hardass Goes to a Baby Shower<BR/>The Hardass Goes to the Zoo<BR/>The Hardass Goes Shopping<BR/>The Hardass Bakes Some Cookies<BR/>The Hardass (Actually) Solves a Crime<BR/>The Hardass Crochets a Doily<BR/>The Hardass Loses a Sock</B>Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-57638413141419221592007-12-01T09:07:00.000-05:002007-12-01T09:07:00.000-05:00I only hope that he runs into The Big Lebowski and...I only hope that he runs into The Big Lebowski and Walter when he goes bowling (Donny has, lamentably, gone on to his big alley in the cosmos).<BR/><BR/>Anyway, if Hardass shows up and causes a ruckuss, ol' Walter will shove a 45 auto so far up his...er...nose that Hardass will be guilty of a sentient thought or two about mortality (his own).<BR/><BR/>Ripping good post, but far too danged short!Jacob Nordbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17823868503967166652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-89559818923595251232007-11-29T23:54:00.000-05:002007-11-29T23:54:00.000-05:00You know what the Hardass should do next? Go bowli...You know what the Hardass should do next? Go bowling. With strippers. And maybe a few pine cones. The kittens could be league bowling a few lanes down, coached by TSB.<BR/><BR/>It could happen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-3456377178947611322007-11-28T05:30:00.000-05:002007-11-28T05:30:00.000-05:00Nice to see you on The Blog, CurvyCometSquirrel. S...Nice to see you on The Blog, CurvyCometSquirrel. So sexy of you to drop by! Will be applying a hug at the first opportunity. And just for the record, The Hardass does not have a <I>heart</I>. He has a chromium-steel hydraulic pump. It runs on testosterone. <BR/><BR/>FooGirl'sSpankBuddy: Spanks for your comment! My "kitten," Benchley, does similar things in the bathroom, although he's well-behaved about it. He waits patiently for me to get out, and then he goes in and licks up all the water, bless his poofy little heart.Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-72404182922582635932007-11-27T20:57:00.000-05:002007-11-27T20:57:00.000-05:00MMMMMM... i dunno about the strippers n what ever ...MMMMMM... i dunno about the strippers n what ever happend to TREE HUGGING? Kittens are a pain in the ass tho... i have two of them and one goes pysco everytime i try to shower... she even trys to launch from on top of the toliet to jump into the shower with me!!! Wish mine would go climb a tree.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-36829722411928672052007-11-27T20:52:00.000-05:002007-11-27T20:52:00.000-05:00aww.. the hardass is trying to show the caring sid...aww.. the hardass is trying to show the caring side that we all know he has... well maybe. the kitten is soo cute. I don't know what the strippers have to do withanything but hey that works...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-70725913069376036892007-11-25T12:24:00.000-05:002007-11-25T12:24:00.000-05:00The kitty is one of my mom's many. I think she was...The kitty is one of my mom's many. I think she was the only one that died young for some reason. Fitting that she should be rescued here on The Blog.Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-64593287153449915332007-11-25T11:25:00.000-05:002007-11-25T11:25:00.000-05:00Or is that a baby bandersnatch? See FooDaddy's Foo...Or is that a baby bandersnatch? <BR/><I>See FooDaddy's FooDaddy's comment from "Orbital Ramblings.")</I>Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-64605594514211093452007-11-25T11:23:00.000-05:002007-11-25T11:23:00.000-05:00Oh, and that picture's adorable. And so is the kit...Oh, and that picture's adorable. And so is the kitten.Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-2468684914519059712007-11-25T11:15:00.000-05:002007-11-25T11:15:00.000-05:00Awww, the Hardass had his...heart? melted by a sma...Awww, the Hardass had his...heart? melted by a small child and a kitten.<BR/><BR/>Favorite Lines:<BR/><BR/><I><BR/>"...some of it collected in his crags."<BR/><BR/>"He got right in the tree’s face." <BR/><BR/>"...the tree’s stupid face."<BR/><BR/>"'Damn snow. Poofy and sparkly. Hate it.' He pushed onward, fantasizing about nuclear ordinance."</I><BR/><BR/>One question: In the first paragraph, is he punching the flakes with hairy power or are the flakes descending with hairy power? I'm hoping for the latter.<BR/><BR/>Heehee. Just a jokin' wid ya, son. Good post. Glad to see the return of the Hardass in all his hardasskickerynessitude.Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.com