tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post116265672325788874..comments2023-10-30T05:20:03.213-04:00Comments on The Blog of Stupid: FooDaddy's Cheesy LoveUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1163413710414441542006-11-13T05:28:00.000-05:002006-11-13T05:28:00.000-05:00I said a-beep bop bo! Fo sho!I said a-beep bop bo! Fo sho!Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1163290021216869972006-11-11T19:07:00.000-05:002006-11-11T19:07:00.000-05:00Scraffy Scriffy Scroofy Screefy Scruffy Love,Ah Ca...Scraffy Scriffy Scroofy Screefy Scruffy Love,<BR/><BR/>Ah Cane Gidda Nuffadat Scruffy Love.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1163211357946597072006-11-10T21:15:00.000-05:002006-11-10T21:15:00.000-05:00When the mittels is a-schmerzin',And push comes to...When the mittels is a-schmerzin',<BR/>And push comes to shove,<BR/>I surely feel a cravin' for that Scruffy Love.<BR/>Look out! <I>[jawdropping bottleneck guitar solo]</I><BR/><BR/>Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruffy,<BR/>Scruffy Love.<BR/>I surely gots a cravin' for that Scruffy Love.<BR/><BR/><I>[Who is he singing to? And how does he make his uvula do that?]</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162951067570463662006-11-07T20:57:00.000-05:002006-11-07T20:57:00.000-05:00Sorry, that should've been Mittelschmerz.Sorry, that should've been Mittelschmerz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162950981850730872006-11-07T20:56:00.000-05:002006-11-07T20:56:00.000-05:00It's the role you were born to play, baby! Which i...<I>It's the role you were born to play, baby!</I> Which is to say, abandon all human dignity, ye who author here.<BR/><BR/>Gonna have me a grilled Velveteena-on-toast sammitch now. Gonna watch the spectacle that is our national pride, The Mittelscherz Elections.<BR/><BR/><I>Forsooth, I canst notst turneth my head aweigh!</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162850063036380162006-11-06T16:54:00.000-05:002006-11-06T16:54:00.000-05:00Little did she know indeed, since this form of lit...Little did she know indeed, since this form of literature relies on keeping the characters as stupid as possible, <I>just like this blog!</I> ..hmmm...<BR/><BR/>Gad, this kind of lit's like a gooey traffic accident-- it's impossible not to look.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162765579700620572006-11-05T17:26:00.000-05:002006-11-05T17:26:00.000-05:00"Little did Cassidy know, her father, the infamous..."Little did Cassidy know, her father, the infamous ex male dancer known only as <I>Delicious Velveteen</I> was in town. And he did not approve of his daughter's helpful and orphan-saving ways."Paul FooDaddy Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02808220772196526618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162703819460627952006-11-05T00:16:00.000-05:002006-11-05T00:16:00.000-05:00I humbly thank you Mr.Pickel Weasel, I stand corre...I humbly thank you Mr.Pickel Weasel, I stand corrected and enlightened...or it might just be lightheaded...from all the Merloh and Camembear.<BR/><BR/>My regards to your preisdent Charleston Chew. I am off to buy some of this velveteen you speak of...it sounds delicious.Raymond Betancourthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14261198715350225332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162696976146935252006-11-04T22:22:00.000-05:002006-11-04T22:22:00.000-05:00Great stuff FooDaddy, I hope there's more to come....Great stuff FooDaddy, I hope there's more to come. That picture raises some questions though:<BR/><BR/>What'd wrong with shirtless dude's back? Did the artist run out of flesh tone and hoped no one would notce?<BR/><BR/>Why does Miss poofy dress seem to have a sword attached to her ankle?<BR/><BR/>And finally, what the hell kind of drug induced landscape are they in?Raymond Betancourthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14261198715350225332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162691064760880532006-11-04T20:44:00.000-05:002006-11-04T20:44:00.000-05:00I was merely being modest. I actually have to carr...I was merely being modest. I actually have to carry around a cattle prod to keep the women off me.Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162679958864019752006-11-04T17:39:00.000-05:002006-11-04T17:39:00.000-05:00And many times, they also have better hair than th...And many times, they also have better hair than the women over whom they are obviously master.Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162661480794514972006-11-04T12:31:00.000-05:002006-11-04T12:31:00.000-05:00And yet, these books are incredibly popular, as yo...And yet, these books are incredibly popular, as you mentioned. Hmmmm.Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25695637.post-1162661343710294172006-11-04T12:29:00.000-05:002006-11-04T12:29:00.000-05:00FooDaddy, it's no wonder that many of the writers ...FooDaddy, it's no wonder that many of the writers who actually tap out this flotsam use pen names. Imagine walking down the street and having people say,<BR/><BR/>"Hey, there goes the author of "Night of the Lonely, But Very Manly, Cowboy."<BR/><BR/>Also, have you noticed that the men on these covers are usually:<BR/><BR/>1. Highlanders,<BR/>2. Cowboys,<BR/>3. Firemen, or<BR/>4. Arab Princes?<BR/><BR/>I've never seen a romance novel with the picture of a driver or a sorter (or a writer, for that matter) on the cover, so if anything happens to The Spouse or The Girlfriend, you and I may be in for bad times.Jack W. Reganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858111182435641933noreply@blogger.com